What's In The Oscar Gift Bag?

Even if you don't win an oscar, you can go home a winner! Select nominees will be the proud recipients of this year's Oscar's gift bag, worth a reported $150,000. Page Six has the rundown of the contents:

• $249.99: Haze vaporizer
• $14,584: Rocky Mountaineer luxury rail trip through the Canadian Rockies
• $5,000: “Couple’s Love Shot,” with the choice of an “orgasm shot” or penis-rejuvenation injection, from Dr. Charles Runels
• $20,000: A year’s worth of Silvercar rentals (all-Audi fleet)
• $1,500: Three nights at Villa Armena in Tuscany
• $800: Customized candy and dessert buffet from Candy Vixen
• $6,270: 10,000 meal donation of Halo Natural Pet Food from Freekibble.com to the shelter or rescue of choice (plus food for the celebrity’s own pet)
• $5,000: Limited-edition signed print from artist Gunner Fox
• $250: Afterglow Pulsewave Vibrator
• $1,000: Broken Bones bicycle 
• $4,068: Ventura Lipo-Light liposuction and fat reduction package
• $20,000: Session with the founder of Enigma Life, Olessia Kantor, to discuss the nominee’s “2015 horoscope, analyze dreams and teach them mind-control techniques”
• $25,000: Custom-designed piece of furniture from EF+Facto
• $14,239: “Complete Lifestyle Makeover” from Reset Yourself, including a kitchen “detox” and an organic cooking session with a master chef
• $280: Rouge maple syrup package

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